Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Poland
Poland, Poland, Poland! Ladies and Gentlemen I would love to introduce an outstanding, preposterous, insane, and lovely game that Brandon introduced to me. The name of the game is not one that I know. But is that important? Hell no.
So here it goes, it started off a little over 48 hrs ago. I get this phone call from no one else other than Brandon. He explains to me some idea that he got in his head for this game. I'm still not sure of the point for the game other than to be fun, but allow me to quit pussyfooting around the subject and get into the meat. One person sends another person a text message of a phrase, within 48hrs of getting the message you have to use this exact phrase in a conversation and it has to fit perfectly for the situation.
Given these rules i figured this game would end up fun and decided to go forth and play. Not long after the phone call I received a message on my phone made of text. It read as follows "I will concede to that point but I fail to see its relevance to our broader situation my good sir." A fair way to start this game I see.
So fast forward about 28 hours into the game, I'm sitting outside of my work with my boss on one of my many 10 minute breaks that I take and we start discussing war. It's a common material for both of us to be talking about, not because either of us are war mongers, but rather we both enjoy history and obliterating everyone else in the world on any first person shooter. So the conversation is progressing along different Western European Countries, starting in Ireland, and then making its way East, heading for Poland. When it reached Poland we started arguing about the reasons why Poland will never win a war, and then I made a fatal error in this conversation. I messed up my facts about Poland's Sovereignty.
Now this is where I should let you know a little bit about my boss. He is the kind of person who would go out of his way to make you feel like an idiot if you mess up your facts regardless about how trivial the fact is.
Now back to the story at hand, I reffered to Poland being apart of the Soviet Union, which to my own fault was that Poland was it's own country but part of the Warsaw Pact.
Im getting really tried of writing, you know where i threw in the phrase and his reaction was "yeah i guess..."
so heres some movies
I dont know whats up with the last bit of it but the kung fu is awesome.
Friday, April 11, 2008
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Babe Ruth was not actually a baby
Babe ruth was not actually a baby or a girl so I don't know why people called him what they did I seriously think its a big bologna sandwich! Baseball doesn't exist it is just a big hoax. I was on Main Street Merced and there was a store that sold wigs and video games I'm not even kidding. Whig Party '08! Vote or die! I'd rather die.
Monday, March 24, 2008
my computer is fixed
Ladies and Gents, my computer is up and running again. I haven't had a working computer for about the past 5 months.
teh w00t.
these past 5 months I've been doing nothing but playing call of duty 4 and hanging out with MY GIRLFRIEND.
I've got to get to work but I'll post more later.
teh w00t.
these past 5 months I've been doing nothing but playing call of duty 4 and hanging out with MY GIRLFRIEND.
I've got to get to work but I'll post more later.
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